i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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