in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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