Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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