He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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