mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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