Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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