You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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