I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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