plz talk dirty to me
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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