I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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