There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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