How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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