...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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