dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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