Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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