i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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