For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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