i just wanna soil my oats bro
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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