I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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