I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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