One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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