she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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