Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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