I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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