We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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