i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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