I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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