I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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