Me too!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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