i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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