I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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