i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Sorry my hands just texted you
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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