Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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