my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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