As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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