You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize