I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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