We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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