In America we eat man semen.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize