She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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