Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
And then he peed in my hair
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