hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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