sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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