honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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