Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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