it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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