I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I need a beard to bite.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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