GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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