i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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