Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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