The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I enjoy the company of your penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
dude. I can hear the air.
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