It's Friday. Sex?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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