can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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