She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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