Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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