New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Randomize
