Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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