I just pynch a tree in the face
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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